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A challenge for all humourous types
A challenge for all humourous types
How many BP6 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
(Answers here, please!)
(Answers here, please!)
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.
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Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
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Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.....
A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.
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Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
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Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.....
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9 bp6r's to change a lightbulb
1 to unscrew the old one
2 to mod the socket, so it can be a little brighter
3 to test the mods
2 to write a tutorial
and 1 to post it on bp6.com
1 to unscrew the old one
2 to mod the socket, so it can be a little brighter
3 to test the mods
2 to write a tutorial
and 1 to post it on bp6.com
DFI 790FX-M2R
AMD Phenom 9850BE
2x2gb Mushkin Redline@1066 5-5-5-16
2x 250GB WD 16mb SATA Raid 0
eVGA 8800GTS SC
Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty
Q. How many BP6 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One to change the light bulb and then several thousand to try and make two light bulbs work together in SMLBM (Symmetrical multi light bulb mode)
Q. How many PowerLeap employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two
One to say that it’s possible and they will be able to do it next month.
One to close down their forum and flatly deny they ever said it was possible!
A. One to change the light bulb and then several thousand to try and make two light bulbs work together in SMLBM (Symmetrical multi light bulb mode)
Q. How many PowerLeap employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two
One to say that it’s possible and they will be able to do it next month.
One to close down their forum and flatly deny they ever said it was possible!
teh winnar!onelegdis wrote:Q. How many BP6 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One to change the light bulb and then several thousand to try and make two light bulbs work together in SMLBM (Symmetrical multi light bulb mode)
Q. How many PowerLeap employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two
One to say that it’s possible and they will be able to do it next month.
One to close down their forum and flatly deny they ever said it was possible!