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And on a lighter note

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Despite the increasing cost of living it is still very popular

Think how stupid the average person is -- then realize that half of 'em are
stupider than that! (George Carlin)

Friends come and go, enemies tend to accumilate.

You can't fight City Hall, but you can spit on the stairs.

Always urinate perpendicular to a strong wind

When you are in a flood, don't worry about your pet fish...

If you love something set it free, if it comes back to you it is yours, if
not hunt it down and kill it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's a sport....

Accept death like my grandpa when it is your turn; in peace while
sleeping... Not screaming and getting hysterical like his passengers.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to
teenage boys

Do not count your chickens before they cross the road.

By the way... Does anyone know who is General Failure? And why is he reading
my C: drive?
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:lol:

Xcellent!
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Those are awesome!
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You know your old when...

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"Getting lucky" means you actually find your car in the parking lot.

An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!".
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DRD wrote:

do crematorians give discounts for burns victims?
if so, do they charge extra for drown victims?!


ROTFLMAO
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football

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Ok, this may only appeal to "locals"(Wisconsin) slagathor :)

Why doesn't Rockford Illinois have a professional football team?

Because then Chicago would want one to!

What does the Tal-ebon("scuz splnk ;) ) have that the Chicago Bears don't?

A running game!

How do you keep bears out of your yard?

Put up a goal-post!

Ok, so I'm a Packer fan! Bring on the FLAMES! :wink:
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Post by Slagathor »

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats the best....................heheheheeee
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